I have the cutest dog in the world. He is a Terrier mix that looks like a miniture Deer, that's why we named him Fawnzie. Fawnzie has many positives. He keeps me in shape, he is a good gauge on my mood (whether I am aggressive with him or gentle), and above all I meet a ton of people when I walk him.
Dating wise, the doggie technique is incredible! I just walk him and people come up to me. "Can I pet him"? That's it! Soon we are engrossed in a conversation.
I like to take Fawnzie everywhere, but especially to the beach. The major detriment is other dogs. Now meeting somebody with another dog is great, don't get me wrong. In fact I know all my neighbors and the names of their dogs. It is the humpy hump dance and the sniffing thing that drives me crazy! How am I supposed to interact with somebody when my dog's nose is smelling their hind quarters?
A crazy thought came to me as I walked Fawnzie last night. What if we acted like dogs?
"Hello Bill, smells like you had beens last night." Uncomfortable sounding? Well that's exactly how I feel when Fawnzie does this.
One thing for sure, hanging out with my traveling buddy becomes one adventure after another. Research shows the health benefits of having pets. Perhaps it's because of the exercise. Though I believe it's because of all the laughter that goes along with watching a dog sprint around in circles after they make a doodie. But one thing is for sure, Fawnzie has a place in my heart and the people who have met him.
Should you get a pet? Only if you have the time to care for them. However in doing so, they will also care for you.
Dr. Scott
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Friday, November 5, 2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Fear
How often do we as a people talk about fear? As a boy I feared my mother leaving me, then I heard a client tell me their mother was killed when they were three years old. That would have devistated me.
Right from the start I feared being left alone, feeling pain, the big dog that barked at me, my father's rage, and when I got older I feared death. Have you ever woke up in the middle of the night panicked about death? I hate that!
When it comes to relationships we fear this and so much more. Intense intimacy can be horrifying! It makes us feel so damn vulnerable. What about being cheating on? This would cement in what a loser we are.
Fearing finances, fearing the holidays, birthdays, doing the right thing. It is a full time job keeping fear bottled up. What's ironic, as a therapist specializing in crisis, I place myself smack dab in the middle of fear constantly. What makes matters worse, our first defense mechanism is anger! Anger goes hand and hand with fear.
Can we win the battle with fear? Our relationships depend on it!
Right from the start I feared being left alone, feeling pain, the big dog that barked at me, my father's rage, and when I got older I feared death. Have you ever woke up in the middle of the night panicked about death? I hate that!
When it comes to relationships we fear this and so much more. Intense intimacy can be horrifying! It makes us feel so damn vulnerable. What about being cheating on? This would cement in what a loser we are.
Fearing finances, fearing the holidays, birthdays, doing the right thing. It is a full time job keeping fear bottled up. What's ironic, as a therapist specializing in crisis, I place myself smack dab in the middle of fear constantly. What makes matters worse, our first defense mechanism is anger! Anger goes hand and hand with fear.
Can we win the battle with fear? Our relationships depend on it!
Friday, September 3, 2010
Pleasing Them
I have a friend who had been dating a woman for the past few years. He told me things were going great, then one day his partner said, "I'd love you even more if you cut your hair. Of course he cut his hair and afterwards things got better. Next she asked him to wear button down shirts. Wanting to please, he bought some nice shirts and wore them with pride. Request after request, change after change, then recently she broke up with him because she felt he changed too much!
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Date Brings Their Wiener Dog
If your date brings their Wiener Dog to the first date, be careful. This animal may be their primary relationship. Now if you don't mind being the second priority, remain and enjoy the table scraps. Just realize the dog will be enjoying the main course.
People will give us subtle messages in a dating situation. As for the Wiener Dog person, are they showing interest in you, or are they showing you the object of their affection? Unfortunately many of us think with our loins. If they look hot as hell, who cares? All we're thinking about is when midnight comes around, how to move Bob Barker off the bed.
Be honest with yourself. What type of relationship do you want to have? Is it simply for sex? Can conversation be involved? Do you want to have many partners? Do you want something for the long haul? In this case, in order to be top dog, you may have to grow a lot of hair and when they pet your stomach learn how to kick your leg. This may lead to a lot of "Doggie Style" satisfaction.
People will give us subtle messages in a dating situation. As for the Wiener Dog person, are they showing interest in you, or are they showing you the object of their affection? Unfortunately many of us think with our loins. If they look hot as hell, who cares? All we're thinking about is when midnight comes around, how to move Bob Barker off the bed.
Be honest with yourself. What type of relationship do you want to have? Is it simply for sex? Can conversation be involved? Do you want to have many partners? Do you want something for the long haul? In this case, in order to be top dog, you may have to grow a lot of hair and when they pet your stomach learn how to kick your leg. This may lead to a lot of "Doggie Style" satisfaction.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
The Bobble Head
Too much excitement can cause an interesting phenomenem: "The Bobble Head" It makes you dawn a silly grin, and your head bobbles side to side, and up and down. I am known as "The King of the Bobble"!
It is a great feeling being attracted to somebody to that extent. But be forewarned, when two people are simultaneously bobbling IT IS NOT A GOOD THING. Somebody has to keep their head or disasterous consequences can occur.
Oh you've seen it, people breaking into spontaneous singing, dancing, or just blurting out their feelings. I myself, have been blinded by the bobble and walked into a lamp post.
The key is to control the urge to bobble to the best of your ability. Imagine this: Two people meeting on a great internet dating game, having an instant love connection, meeting in person and having their heads bobbing away. Go slowly my friends. But if the urge to bobble hits you - go ahead and bobble away!!
It is a great feeling being attracted to somebody to that extent. But be forewarned, when two people are simultaneously bobbling IT IS NOT A GOOD THING. Somebody has to keep their head or disasterous consequences can occur.
Oh you've seen it, people breaking into spontaneous singing, dancing, or just blurting out their feelings. I myself, have been blinded by the bobble and walked into a lamp post.
The key is to control the urge to bobble to the best of your ability. Imagine this: Two people meeting on a great internet dating game, having an instant love connection, meeting in person and having their heads bobbing away. Go slowly my friends. But if the urge to bobble hits you - go ahead and bobble away!!
Getting Some
As horny teens, my friends and I had categories on sexual encounters of the other kind.
Getting Nook: Nokie meant making out. You know - kissing.
At minimum you wanted to at least get nokie. In fact, at the end of a date, we would contact one another and ask: "Did you get nook or stuff?".
Stuff: Is more than just kissing. A feel here, a touch there. At times "stuff" was just as good as "getting it".
Getting IT! (Aka "the big I.T.!): Having sex.
Not only did my friends talk this way, but so did my parents. Upon returning home from a date, my own parents asked if I got the big I.T!
Let's face it, guys basically want to "get some" twenty four hours a day, and seven days of the week. Women too.
Getting Some: Basically any type of sexual encounter.
So, "Let's get ready to rumble"! If we get everybody involved in the internet dating games, everybodies going to get not only some, but the big I.T!
Getting Nook: Nokie meant making out. You know - kissing.
At minimum you wanted to at least get nokie. In fact, at the end of a date, we would contact one another and ask: "Did you get nook or stuff?".
Stuff: Is more than just kissing. A feel here, a touch there. At times "stuff" was just as good as "getting it".
Getting IT! (Aka "the big I.T.!): Having sex.
Not only did my friends talk this way, but so did my parents. Upon returning home from a date, my own parents asked if I got the big I.T!
Let's face it, guys basically want to "get some" twenty four hours a day, and seven days of the week. Women too.
Getting Some: Basically any type of sexual encounter.
So, "Let's get ready to rumble"! If we get everybody involved in the internet dating games, everybodies going to get not only some, but the big I.T!
Vanilla
The other day a client was confused about dating. He dressed nice, was clean, wore her favorite cologne, opened the doors for her, but still he felt hopeless. I attribute this to "Vanilla".
Years ago Gary Larsen nailed it with a cartoon who's caption was: "Same planet, different worlds". The man in his cartoon wondered if he did the right things, while the woman kept thinking about Vanilla. Yes, the worlds of men and women are different. Don't let this stop you. People may do all the perfect things in relationships and they still fail. In another a stupid slip up may lead to spontaneous displays of passion! In relationships it's all about luck.
Now I'm not saying don't shave, wear nice clothes, and open doors. What I am saying is when the "Vanilla" hits, enjoy the taste, you might get lucky!
Years ago Gary Larsen nailed it with a cartoon who's caption was: "Same planet, different worlds". The man in his cartoon wondered if he did the right things, while the woman kept thinking about Vanilla. Yes, the worlds of men and women are different. Don't let this stop you. People may do all the perfect things in relationships and they still fail. In another a stupid slip up may lead to spontaneous displays of passion! In relationships it's all about luck.
Now I'm not saying don't shave, wear nice clothes, and open doors. What I am saying is when the "Vanilla" hits, enjoy the taste, you might get lucky!
The Hokie Pokie
If you've never danced the Hokie Pokie in elementary school, please check it out on youtube. You will get a great life lesson.
A Doctor friend of mine was convinced that life was all about the Hokie Pokie. While he has arguments with the wife, he does the Hokie Pokie. When there are problems at work, again he does the Hokie Pokie. Of course I told him there's nothing hokie about pokie. (cricket sounds)
When meeting people on the internet game site, use the "Hokie Pokie" as your guide. Put your whole self in, but when things look bleak, put your whole self out, when the tide changes put your whole self back in, and shake it all about! Who knows, you may get lucky. Cause, "THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT"!!
A Doctor friend of mine was convinced that life was all about the Hokie Pokie. While he has arguments with the wife, he does the Hokie Pokie. When there are problems at work, again he does the Hokie Pokie. Of course I told him there's nothing hokie about pokie. (cricket sounds)
When meeting people on the internet game site, use the "Hokie Pokie" as your guide. Put your whole self in, but when things look bleak, put your whole self out, when the tide changes put your whole self back in, and shake it all about! Who knows, you may get lucky. Cause, "THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT"!!
The First Kiss
"Ces't L'amore." The first kiss is one of life's defining moments! When should couple's first kiss? Hell if I know?
There is a great technique used in the movie "Hitch". We highly recommend watching it! What is imporant is timing. The mood just has to be right bottom line.
Be sensitive to your partner and try not to thrust yourself upon them. When positive feelings exist in both, move forward slowly. Trust me, it is the slow motion action that will show whether they are interested in you or not. If they slowly move towards you too, ENJOY THE FRIGGIN RIDE YOU LOVE BIRDS!!!
There is a great technique used in the movie "Hitch". We highly recommend watching it! What is imporant is timing. The mood just has to be right bottom line.
Be sensitive to your partner and try not to thrust yourself upon them. When positive feelings exist in both, move forward slowly. Trust me, it is the slow motion action that will show whether they are interested in you or not. If they slowly move towards you too, ENJOY THE FRIGGIN RIDE YOU LOVE BIRDS!!!
The Initial Meeting
Where should couples meet? My slogan: "Small steps leads to big results".
Forget the movie, the concert, or other distractions, because you will miss out on something valuable - "conversating". Relating is what relationships are all about!
Find an intimate place, in public, where you can share a drink, a meal, and talk. Keep it short. Getting a return date is what you are really after. Though I know lots of couples who did the "wango tango" right from the get go.
Forget the movie, the concert, or other distractions, because you will miss out on something valuable - "conversating". Relating is what relationships are all about!
Find an intimate place, in public, where you can share a drink, a meal, and talk. Keep it short. Getting a return date is what you are really after. Though I know lots of couples who did the "wango tango" right from the get go.
Farting
Yep, farts happen. How you handle them shows your character. Do you ignore them? Do you laugh hysterically? Some people blame it on the dog, or a spider.
Let's face it, after the initial pleasantries, the real you will eventually emerge. Please, please, please give this some time. I know a couple who for years refused to fart around each other, then came the day that the girl challenged the guy and world war three began! She had unbelievable talent!!
There is lots of sex at the beginning of relationships for a reason, both partners are seeing the best in one another. After that... well let it rip!
Let's face it, after the initial pleasantries, the real you will eventually emerge. Please, please, please give this some time. I know a couple who for years refused to fart around each other, then came the day that the girl challenged the guy and world war three began! She had unbelievable talent!!
There is lots of sex at the beginning of relationships for a reason, both partners are seeing the best in one another. After that... well let it rip!
Holding Hands
Do you know what makes me sick... Couples holding hands. I'm reminded of Kindergarten outtings when I see this. I know a lot of you like the hand holding thing, and I think that is great for you. If it is important to feel safe while crossing the street, then my advise is the same as kissing - go slowly. Slowly touch their wrist area and move downwards, if you get a positive response - YOU ARE IN THEIR BABY!
I do love when someone touches my arm while they speak, because I love the face to face intimacy thing. It is a real turn on when I am face to face with someone and being touched. But the hand holding thing while walking? Let the Kindergarteners do that.
I do love when someone touches my arm while they speak, because I love the face to face intimacy thing. It is a real turn on when I am face to face with someone and being touched. But the hand holding thing while walking? Let the Kindergarteners do that.
The Eye Bone is Connected to the Boner Bone
If you don't match up for any reason, don't judge yourself. Try and try again. You are bound to get lucky sooner or later. There are plenty of fish in the sea. Don't force something if there is no attraction.
As a teen we had a saying: "The eye bone is connected to the Boner bone". If it doesn't look good, no physical reaction will take place. Is this a shallow way to look at life? Perhaps. But it is honest. Be honest with yourself. If you want to date someone with a pretty face, then do so. If you don't have a pretty face don't be discouraged. I have seen people who aren't attractive blow away model types because of their attitude!
Accentuate your positives! Everybody has attractive qualities. Go the distance!
As a teen we had a saying: "The eye bone is connected to the Boner bone". If it doesn't look good, no physical reaction will take place. Is this a shallow way to look at life? Perhaps. But it is honest. Be honest with yourself. If you want to date someone with a pretty face, then do so. If you don't have a pretty face don't be discouraged. I have seen people who aren't attractive blow away model types because of their attitude!
Accentuate your positives! Everybody has attractive qualities. Go the distance!
The Dating Zone
So you're used to filling out profiles, taking lengthy tests, and displaying pictures that make you look like a star! Just throw them all away because you have entered a different dimension - a dimension of fun, enjoyment, and meeting amazing people! You have entered: THE GAMING ZONE.
No forms, no tests, no profiles, not a single luxury - Gilligan! No need! They don't work anyway! What it really boils down to is "luck". Our game format transcends the boxed in internet world of old and gets you into the dating arena immediately! How cool is that? In fact, this format actually gives folks something to talk about when they actually get together!
Let's face it, dating is a numbers thing. The more people you meet, the better the odds are you will meet that special someone. So go ahead and play "the game - of love".
No forms, no tests, no profiles, not a single luxury - Gilligan! No need! They don't work anyway! What it really boils down to is "luck". Our game format transcends the boxed in internet world of old and gets you into the dating arena immediately! How cool is that? In fact, this format actually gives folks something to talk about when they actually get together!
Let's face it, dating is a numbers thing. The more people you meet, the better the odds are you will meet that special someone. So go ahead and play "the game - of love".
The Top 10 Ways to Find a Mate.
Here is a list of the top ten ways to find a mate.
10) Mom sets you up. But beware - mom will be included in the affair.
9) Friend sets you up. Beware - the friend will be included too (which might not be so bad!)
8) Asking a coworker out to lunch can work wonders. Unfortunately everybody at work will be included.
7) The bar. This can have setbacks after the drinks wear off and you see the fat lady or man singing.
6) Dancing. Now dancing can be a great vehicle. However who wants to put in that much effort?
5) School. The great thing about school is having similar interests. The downside, all your fellow students will be included in the affair.
4) Coffee Shops. With the advent of internet cafe's, loads of people are hooking up this way. The downside is the inevitable caffeine crash.
3) Online Dating. This is a huge avenue for meeting eligible singles! Many have married because of this format. The downside is minimal.
2) Religious Organizations. When people meet in the presence of God, all hell breaks loose. And I mean that in a good way.
1) The number one way of finding a mate: Drum roll please... Online dating games!!! Having fun online translates to having fun in your relationship!!!
10) Mom sets you up. But beware - mom will be included in the affair.
9) Friend sets you up. Beware - the friend will be included too (which might not be so bad!)
8) Asking a coworker out to lunch can work wonders. Unfortunately everybody at work will be included.
7) The bar. This can have setbacks after the drinks wear off and you see the fat lady or man singing.
6) Dancing. Now dancing can be a great vehicle. However who wants to put in that much effort?
5) School. The great thing about school is having similar interests. The downside, all your fellow students will be included in the affair.
4) Coffee Shops. With the advent of internet cafe's, loads of people are hooking up this way. The downside is the inevitable caffeine crash.
3) Online Dating. This is a huge avenue for meeting eligible singles! Many have married because of this format. The downside is minimal.
2) Religious Organizations. When people meet in the presence of God, all hell breaks loose. And I mean that in a good way.
1) The number one way of finding a mate: Drum roll please... Online dating games!!! Having fun online translates to having fun in your relationship!!!
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