Too much excitement can cause an interesting phenomenem: "The Bobble Head" It makes you dawn a silly grin, and your head bobbles side to side, and up and down. I am known as "The King of the Bobble"!
It is a great feeling being attracted to somebody to that extent. But be forewarned, when two people are simultaneously bobbling IT IS NOT A GOOD THING. Somebody has to keep their head or disasterous consequences can occur.
Oh you've seen it, people breaking into spontaneous singing, dancing, or just blurting out their feelings. I myself, have been blinded by the bobble and walked into a lamp post.
The key is to control the urge to bobble to the best of your ability. Imagine this: Two people meeting on a great internet dating game, having an instant love connection, meeting in person and having their heads bobbing away. Go slowly my friends. But if the urge to bobble hits you - go ahead and bobble away!!
Showing posts with label games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label games. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Getting Some
As horny teens, my friends and I had categories on sexual encounters of the other kind.
Getting Nook: Nokie meant making out. You know - kissing.
At minimum you wanted to at least get nokie. In fact, at the end of a date, we would contact one another and ask: "Did you get nook or stuff?".
Stuff: Is more than just kissing. A feel here, a touch there. At times "stuff" was just as good as "getting it".
Getting IT! (Aka "the big I.T.!): Having sex.
Not only did my friends talk this way, but so did my parents. Upon returning home from a date, my own parents asked if I got the big I.T!
Let's face it, guys basically want to "get some" twenty four hours a day, and seven days of the week. Women too.
Getting Some: Basically any type of sexual encounter.
So, "Let's get ready to rumble"! If we get everybody involved in the internet dating games, everybodies going to get not only some, but the big I.T!
Getting Nook: Nokie meant making out. You know - kissing.
At minimum you wanted to at least get nokie. In fact, at the end of a date, we would contact one another and ask: "Did you get nook or stuff?".
Stuff: Is more than just kissing. A feel here, a touch there. At times "stuff" was just as good as "getting it".
Getting IT! (Aka "the big I.T.!): Having sex.
Not only did my friends talk this way, but so did my parents. Upon returning home from a date, my own parents asked if I got the big I.T!
Let's face it, guys basically want to "get some" twenty four hours a day, and seven days of the week. Women too.
Getting Some: Basically any type of sexual encounter.
So, "Let's get ready to rumble"! If we get everybody involved in the internet dating games, everybodies going to get not only some, but the big I.T!
The Dating Zone
So you're used to filling out profiles, taking lengthy tests, and displaying pictures that make you look like a star! Just throw them all away because you have entered a different dimension - a dimension of fun, enjoyment, and meeting amazing people! You have entered: THE GAMING ZONE.
No forms, no tests, no profiles, not a single luxury - Gilligan! No need! They don't work anyway! What it really boils down to is "luck". Our game format transcends the boxed in internet world of old and gets you into the dating arena immediately! How cool is that? In fact, this format actually gives folks something to talk about when they actually get together!
Let's face it, dating is a numbers thing. The more people you meet, the better the odds are you will meet that special someone. So go ahead and play "the game - of love".
No forms, no tests, no profiles, not a single luxury - Gilligan! No need! They don't work anyway! What it really boils down to is "luck". Our game format transcends the boxed in internet world of old and gets you into the dating arena immediately! How cool is that? In fact, this format actually gives folks something to talk about when they actually get together!
Let's face it, dating is a numbers thing. The more people you meet, the better the odds are you will meet that special someone. So go ahead and play "the game - of love".
"Playing an Online Dating Game is Foolish"
A friend told me playing an online dating was "foolish". I replied with a smile: "Of course it is!" Of course playing a game to meet somebody is foolishness, but it is so damn fun!
Instead of judging the process, jump in and play! The worst you can do is meet a few folks, laugh at all the silly humor, and have another one of life's great experiences!
With everything: "Moderation is the key". Could you imagine a twelve step group entitled Online Dating Anonymous? Na.
Instead of judging the process, jump in and play! The worst you can do is meet a few folks, laugh at all the silly humor, and have another one of life's great experiences!
With everything: "Moderation is the key". Could you imagine a twelve step group entitled Online Dating Anonymous? Na.
How to Get the Most Out of the Online Dating Game
To get the most out of playing the internet dating game, remove the logical side of your brain and play with your gut. Let your feelings be your guide. How often has your brain stopped you from having a good time anyway? "But there are bills to pay, and people to see." Of course there will be the "To Do's", but these "things" may hinder you finding that special someone.
Ultimately, do you want to meet somebody or not? If you do, then burn the "To Do" list, ignore your feelings of inferiority, tell yourself you're great - and play on!
Now if this fails, I suggest finding the To Do list, using your logical side, telling yourself you are a dweeb, and play the game anyway!
Ultimately, do you want to meet somebody or not? If you do, then burn the "To Do" list, ignore your feelings of inferiority, tell yourself you're great - and play on!
Now if this fails, I suggest finding the To Do list, using your logical side, telling yourself you are a dweeb, and play the game anyway!
The Top 10 Ways to Find a Mate.
Here is a list of the top ten ways to find a mate.
10) Mom sets you up. But beware - mom will be included in the affair.
9) Friend sets you up. Beware - the friend will be included too (which might not be so bad!)
8) Asking a coworker out to lunch can work wonders. Unfortunately everybody at work will be included.
7) The bar. This can have setbacks after the drinks wear off and you see the fat lady or man singing.
6) Dancing. Now dancing can be a great vehicle. However who wants to put in that much effort?
5) School. The great thing about school is having similar interests. The downside, all your fellow students will be included in the affair.
4) Coffee Shops. With the advent of internet cafe's, loads of people are hooking up this way. The downside is the inevitable caffeine crash.
3) Online Dating. This is a huge avenue for meeting eligible singles! Many have married because of this format. The downside is minimal.
2) Religious Organizations. When people meet in the presence of God, all hell breaks loose. And I mean that in a good way.
1) The number one way of finding a mate: Drum roll please... Online dating games!!! Having fun online translates to having fun in your relationship!!!
10) Mom sets you up. But beware - mom will be included in the affair.
9) Friend sets you up. Beware - the friend will be included too (which might not be so bad!)
8) Asking a coworker out to lunch can work wonders. Unfortunately everybody at work will be included.
7) The bar. This can have setbacks after the drinks wear off and you see the fat lady or man singing.
6) Dancing. Now dancing can be a great vehicle. However who wants to put in that much effort?
5) School. The great thing about school is having similar interests. The downside, all your fellow students will be included in the affair.
4) Coffee Shops. With the advent of internet cafe's, loads of people are hooking up this way. The downside is the inevitable caffeine crash.
3) Online Dating. This is a huge avenue for meeting eligible singles! Many have married because of this format. The downside is minimal.
2) Religious Organizations. When people meet in the presence of God, all hell breaks loose. And I mean that in a good way.
1) The number one way of finding a mate: Drum roll please... Online dating games!!! Having fun online translates to having fun in your relationship!!!
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