If your date brings their Wiener Dog to the first date, be careful. This animal may be their primary relationship. Now if you don't mind being the second priority, remain and enjoy the table scraps. Just realize the dog will be enjoying the main course.
People will give us subtle messages in a dating situation. As for the Wiener Dog person, are they showing interest in you, or are they showing you the object of their affection? Unfortunately many of us think with our loins. If they look hot as hell, who cares? All we're thinking about is when midnight comes around, how to move Bob Barker off the bed.
Be honest with yourself. What type of relationship do you want to have? Is it simply for sex? Can conversation be involved? Do you want to have many partners? Do you want something for the long haul? In this case, in order to be top dog, you may have to grow a lot of hair and when they pet your stomach learn how to kick your leg. This may lead to a lot of "Doggie Style" satisfaction.
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Wednesday, August 25, 2010
The Bobble Head
Too much excitement can cause an interesting phenomenem: "The Bobble Head" It makes you dawn a silly grin, and your head bobbles side to side, and up and down. I am known as "The King of the Bobble"!
It is a great feeling being attracted to somebody to that extent. But be forewarned, when two people are simultaneously bobbling IT IS NOT A GOOD THING. Somebody has to keep their head or disasterous consequences can occur.
Oh you've seen it, people breaking into spontaneous singing, dancing, or just blurting out their feelings. I myself, have been blinded by the bobble and walked into a lamp post.
The key is to control the urge to bobble to the best of your ability. Imagine this: Two people meeting on a great internet dating game, having an instant love connection, meeting in person and having their heads bobbing away. Go slowly my friends. But if the urge to bobble hits you - go ahead and bobble away!!
It is a great feeling being attracted to somebody to that extent. But be forewarned, when two people are simultaneously bobbling IT IS NOT A GOOD THING. Somebody has to keep their head or disasterous consequences can occur.
Oh you've seen it, people breaking into spontaneous singing, dancing, or just blurting out their feelings. I myself, have been blinded by the bobble and walked into a lamp post.
The key is to control the urge to bobble to the best of your ability. Imagine this: Two people meeting on a great internet dating game, having an instant love connection, meeting in person and having their heads bobbing away. Go slowly my friends. But if the urge to bobble hits you - go ahead and bobble away!!
Getting Some
As horny teens, my friends and I had categories on sexual encounters of the other kind.
Getting Nook: Nokie meant making out. You know - kissing.
At minimum you wanted to at least get nokie. In fact, at the end of a date, we would contact one another and ask: "Did you get nook or stuff?".
Stuff: Is more than just kissing. A feel here, a touch there. At times "stuff" was just as good as "getting it".
Getting IT! (Aka "the big I.T.!): Having sex.
Not only did my friends talk this way, but so did my parents. Upon returning home from a date, my own parents asked if I got the big I.T!
Let's face it, guys basically want to "get some" twenty four hours a day, and seven days of the week. Women too.
Getting Some: Basically any type of sexual encounter.
So, "Let's get ready to rumble"! If we get everybody involved in the internet dating games, everybodies going to get not only some, but the big I.T!
Getting Nook: Nokie meant making out. You know - kissing.
At minimum you wanted to at least get nokie. In fact, at the end of a date, we would contact one another and ask: "Did you get nook or stuff?".
Stuff: Is more than just kissing. A feel here, a touch there. At times "stuff" was just as good as "getting it".
Getting IT! (Aka "the big I.T.!): Having sex.
Not only did my friends talk this way, but so did my parents. Upon returning home from a date, my own parents asked if I got the big I.T!
Let's face it, guys basically want to "get some" twenty four hours a day, and seven days of the week. Women too.
Getting Some: Basically any type of sexual encounter.
So, "Let's get ready to rumble"! If we get everybody involved in the internet dating games, everybodies going to get not only some, but the big I.T!
The Popcorn Trick
I went to the movies last night, had to suffer through a chick flick, but hey, I'll suffer indignity in order to get some. Though the movie experience did heighten when I purchased a bucket of popcorn.
Have you ever heard of the popcorn trick? Oh this is a classic! Guys need to make a hole at the bottom of the popcorn bucket, put their member inside, place popcorn on top, and then ask their date to grab as much popcorn as they want.
Has anybody ever done this? Hell no! Who wants to get salt in you pe..s slit?
Have you ever heard of the popcorn trick? Oh this is a classic! Guys need to make a hole at the bottom of the popcorn bucket, put their member inside, place popcorn on top, and then ask their date to grab as much popcorn as they want.
Has anybody ever done this? Hell no! Who wants to get salt in you pe..s slit?
The Top 10 Ways to Find a Mate.
Here is a list of the top ten ways to find a mate.
10) Mom sets you up. But beware - mom will be included in the affair.
9) Friend sets you up. Beware - the friend will be included too (which might not be so bad!)
8) Asking a coworker out to lunch can work wonders. Unfortunately everybody at work will be included.
7) The bar. This can have setbacks after the drinks wear off and you see the fat lady or man singing.
6) Dancing. Now dancing can be a great vehicle. However who wants to put in that much effort?
5) School. The great thing about school is having similar interests. The downside, all your fellow students will be included in the affair.
4) Coffee Shops. With the advent of internet cafe's, loads of people are hooking up this way. The downside is the inevitable caffeine crash.
3) Online Dating. This is a huge avenue for meeting eligible singles! Many have married because of this format. The downside is minimal.
2) Religious Organizations. When people meet in the presence of God, all hell breaks loose. And I mean that in a good way.
1) The number one way of finding a mate: Drum roll please... Online dating games!!! Having fun online translates to having fun in your relationship!!!
10) Mom sets you up. But beware - mom will be included in the affair.
9) Friend sets you up. Beware - the friend will be included too (which might not be so bad!)
8) Asking a coworker out to lunch can work wonders. Unfortunately everybody at work will be included.
7) The bar. This can have setbacks after the drinks wear off and you see the fat lady or man singing.
6) Dancing. Now dancing can be a great vehicle. However who wants to put in that much effort?
5) School. The great thing about school is having similar interests. The downside, all your fellow students will be included in the affair.
4) Coffee Shops. With the advent of internet cafe's, loads of people are hooking up this way. The downside is the inevitable caffeine crash.
3) Online Dating. This is a huge avenue for meeting eligible singles! Many have married because of this format. The downside is minimal.
2) Religious Organizations. When people meet in the presence of God, all hell breaks loose. And I mean that in a good way.
1) The number one way of finding a mate: Drum roll please... Online dating games!!! Having fun online translates to having fun in your relationship!!!
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