If you've never danced the Hokie Pokie in elementary school, please check it out on youtube. You will get a great life lesson.
A Doctor friend of mine was convinced that life was all about the Hokie Pokie. While he has arguments with the wife, he does the Hokie Pokie. When there are problems at work, again he does the Hokie Pokie. Of course I told him there's nothing hokie about pokie. (cricket sounds)
When meeting people on the internet game site, use the "Hokie Pokie" as your guide. Put your whole self in, but when things look bleak, put your whole self out, when the tide changes put your whole self back in, and shake it all about! Who knows, you may get lucky. Cause, "THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT"!!
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
The First Kiss
"Ces't L'amore." The first kiss is one of life's defining moments! When should couple's first kiss? Hell if I know?
There is a great technique used in the movie "Hitch". We highly recommend watching it! What is imporant is timing. The mood just has to be right bottom line.
Be sensitive to your partner and try not to thrust yourself upon them. When positive feelings exist in both, move forward slowly. Trust me, it is the slow motion action that will show whether they are interested in you or not. If they slowly move towards you too, ENJOY THE FRIGGIN RIDE YOU LOVE BIRDS!!!
There is a great technique used in the movie "Hitch". We highly recommend watching it! What is imporant is timing. The mood just has to be right bottom line.
Be sensitive to your partner and try not to thrust yourself upon them. When positive feelings exist in both, move forward slowly. Trust me, it is the slow motion action that will show whether they are interested in you or not. If they slowly move towards you too, ENJOY THE FRIGGIN RIDE YOU LOVE BIRDS!!!
The Initial Meeting
Where should couples meet? My slogan: "Small steps leads to big results".
Forget the movie, the concert, or other distractions, because you will miss out on something valuable - "conversating". Relating is what relationships are all about!
Find an intimate place, in public, where you can share a drink, a meal, and talk. Keep it short. Getting a return date is what you are really after. Though I know lots of couples who did the "wango tango" right from the get go.
Forget the movie, the concert, or other distractions, because you will miss out on something valuable - "conversating". Relating is what relationships are all about!
Find an intimate place, in public, where you can share a drink, a meal, and talk. Keep it short. Getting a return date is what you are really after. Though I know lots of couples who did the "wango tango" right from the get go.
Farting
Yep, farts happen. How you handle them shows your character. Do you ignore them? Do you laugh hysterically? Some people blame it on the dog, or a spider.
Let's face it, after the initial pleasantries, the real you will eventually emerge. Please, please, please give this some time. I know a couple who for years refused to fart around each other, then came the day that the girl challenged the guy and world war three began! She had unbelievable talent!!
There is lots of sex at the beginning of relationships for a reason, both partners are seeing the best in one another. After that... well let it rip!
Let's face it, after the initial pleasantries, the real you will eventually emerge. Please, please, please give this some time. I know a couple who for years refused to fart around each other, then came the day that the girl challenged the guy and world war three began! She had unbelievable talent!!
There is lots of sex at the beginning of relationships for a reason, both partners are seeing the best in one another. After that... well let it rip!
Holding Hands
Do you know what makes me sick... Couples holding hands. I'm reminded of Kindergarten outtings when I see this. I know a lot of you like the hand holding thing, and I think that is great for you. If it is important to feel safe while crossing the street, then my advise is the same as kissing - go slowly. Slowly touch their wrist area and move downwards, if you get a positive response - YOU ARE IN THEIR BABY!
I do love when someone touches my arm while they speak, because I love the face to face intimacy thing. It is a real turn on when I am face to face with someone and being touched. But the hand holding thing while walking? Let the Kindergarteners do that.
I do love when someone touches my arm while they speak, because I love the face to face intimacy thing. It is a real turn on when I am face to face with someone and being touched. But the hand holding thing while walking? Let the Kindergarteners do that.
The Popcorn Trick
I went to the movies last night, had to suffer through a chick flick, but hey, I'll suffer indignity in order to get some. Though the movie experience did heighten when I purchased a bucket of popcorn.
Have you ever heard of the popcorn trick? Oh this is a classic! Guys need to make a hole at the bottom of the popcorn bucket, put their member inside, place popcorn on top, and then ask their date to grab as much popcorn as they want.
Has anybody ever done this? Hell no! Who wants to get salt in you pe..s slit?
Have you ever heard of the popcorn trick? Oh this is a classic! Guys need to make a hole at the bottom of the popcorn bucket, put their member inside, place popcorn on top, and then ask their date to grab as much popcorn as they want.
Has anybody ever done this? Hell no! Who wants to get salt in you pe..s slit?
The Eye Bone is Connected to the Boner Bone
If you don't match up for any reason, don't judge yourself. Try and try again. You are bound to get lucky sooner or later. There are plenty of fish in the sea. Don't force something if there is no attraction.
As a teen we had a saying: "The eye bone is connected to the Boner bone". If it doesn't look good, no physical reaction will take place. Is this a shallow way to look at life? Perhaps. But it is honest. Be honest with yourself. If you want to date someone with a pretty face, then do so. If you don't have a pretty face don't be discouraged. I have seen people who aren't attractive blow away model types because of their attitude!
Accentuate your positives! Everybody has attractive qualities. Go the distance!
As a teen we had a saying: "The eye bone is connected to the Boner bone". If it doesn't look good, no physical reaction will take place. Is this a shallow way to look at life? Perhaps. But it is honest. Be honest with yourself. If you want to date someone with a pretty face, then do so. If you don't have a pretty face don't be discouraged. I have seen people who aren't attractive blow away model types because of their attitude!
Accentuate your positives! Everybody has attractive qualities. Go the distance!
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